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Thursday
Sep 10th, 2026
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A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a
terrible problem, Doctor. I have a son at Harvard and another son at
Princeton; I've just gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I've got
homes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New York; and I've
got a thriving ranch in Venezuela. My wife is a gorgeous young actress
who considers my two mistresses to be her best friends."
The psychiatrist looked at the patient, confused. "Did I miss
something? It sounds to me like you have no problems at all."
"But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week."
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Visit my Dave
Matthews Band page to see recent pictures, links and
to get updated on the latest band news, tours and events.
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I am currently attending Georgia Tech
in Atlanta, GA. As far as colleges go, I'd have to say this one's pretty good
(so I'm biased). They did beat Virginia 45-0 in football in 2000 and then went to shut them out 3 games to 0 in basketball in 2001. Can't go wrong with any
school that can do that!
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Soon I will have a page up that is dedicated to information concerning all
of the great things that the Linux Operating System has to offer. For
now, you can visit the Official
Linux Page to find out for yourself.
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ryan@champney.com
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